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Posted 30 Nov 2007 in Livejournal Import, Uncategorized

Wow…

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn’t glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole drewpdoane‘s purse (30 points). Last week I set onesweetchicken‘s puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I gave pyrusj a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-1039 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
ziggiethegreat

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1 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Heh, you suck.

    Love,
    Mandy

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